The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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