Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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