If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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