New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
And my parents said I crawled through the house
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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