covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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