Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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