Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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