Don't you send me to vm
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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