She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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