I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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