Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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