No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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