it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I am mentally ready for anal.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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