OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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