just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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