She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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