Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Too much gin, very little bucket
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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