no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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