I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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