I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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