This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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