I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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