just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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