so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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