he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Vodka?
Forever.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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