An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
As shirtless as possible
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
