Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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