I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it's great music for shaving your balls
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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