How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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