He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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