her vagine was all disorganized.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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