i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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