My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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