New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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