I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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