Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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