Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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