He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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