please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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