Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
