I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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