Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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