Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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