I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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