im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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