Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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