is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
His nipple licking is glorious
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