i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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