how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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