So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
The adults are the big ones right?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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