I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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